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I have a really great penis

 
  

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Ganesh
00:25 / 19.03.02
I do, y'know.
 
 
fridgemagnet
00:26 / 19.03.02
why, what does it do?
 
 
Ganesh
00:26 / 19.03.02
Everything.
 
 
sleazenation
00:27 / 19.03.02
sort of a swiss army penis...
 
 
fridgemagnet
00:29 / 19.03.02
does it do requests?
 
 
Ganesh
00:30 / 19.03.02
After a fashion...
 
 
fridgemagnet
00:34 / 19.03.02
how about an impression of Groucho Marx?
 
 
Ganesh
00:35 / 19.03.02
<waggles 'pube-brows' suggestively>
 
 
higuita
00:36 / 19.03.02
No! No! Do last turkey in the shop instead.

That one always cracks my missus up.
 
 
Sax
00:38 / 19.03.02
Has Ganesh's fiction suit been hacked by someone? Because while I'm sure he does have a really great knob, it's not like him to start a thread about it.
 
 
Ganesh
00:40 / 19.03.02
It is me, Sax; just taking the 'I have a really great coat' vibe to its natural conclusion. It's satire, see?

[Edited to remove misplaced apostrophe before anyone saw it]

[ 19-03-2002: Message edited by: Ganesh v4.2 ]
 
 
fridgemagnet
00:44 / 19.03.02
no, no, you have to slag off americans for it to be satire...
 
 
Ganesh
00:45 / 19.03.02
<considers dodgy 'bush' joke; thinks better of it>
 
 
Sax
00:46 / 19.03.02
Curses. It's not enough to just read a thread before replying, now you have to read all the others.

And I knew it was you all along. Even with a pair of glasses and moustache over your joint.
 
 
Ganesh
00:48 / 19.03.02
D'you wanna see my 'elephant'?

<unzips fly, pulls pockets inside out>
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
00:57 / 19.03.02
My penis is so huge it almost matches the volume of my *enormous* collection of rare vinyl.
 
 
angel
13:00 / 19.03.02
Deeply, deeply disturbed now!
 
 
Ganesh
13:03 / 19.03.02
I have a second penis, first-edition with gold-embossing and everything. I'm never taking it out of the bag.
 
 
sleazenation
13:03 / 19.03.02
You haven't seen his vinyl...
 
 
Mordant Carnival
(prev. DRR... DRR... DRR...)
13:13 / 19.03.02
Isn't it heartwarming to think that the psychological wellbeing of all those people is in the hands of a man who brags about his gold-embossed auxilliary penis?
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
13:16 / 19.03.02
Not as heartwarming as the knowledge that I have the rare alternate Frank Quitely penis polybagged at home.
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
13:18 / 19.03.02
In an acid resistant cardboard box.

In a temperature and humidity controlled room.

In the dark.
 
 
The Natural Way
13:24 / 19.03.02
What about the special edition holographic penis?

Eh?

What about it?
 
 
Tom Coates
13:25 / 19.03.02
Oh dear god.
 
 
Mordant Carnival
(prev. DRR... DRR... DRR...)
13:46 / 19.03.02
quote:Originally posted by You and Runce:
What about the special edition holographic penis?


Pfft. Fanboy.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:54 / 19.03.02
I have a rare, autographed penis. The fact that I have no idea of what is scribbled all over it and much less who signed it just adds to the aura of mistery, and therefore, to the value of this item.
On E-bay, starting bids at US$250, right now.
 
 
Sax
14:24 / 19.03.02
I have both the "Ultimate Penis" and the "Max Penis", all with variant glans.
 
 
gridley
14:25 / 19.03.02
I've got a a late 80s Bill Sienkiewicz penis.

It looks kind of like a nuclear missile with a lumpy donut attached to the back. And there's always lots of motion lines around it. And it's flying toward something that might be the planet saturn covered in blue smoke... or it might be... damn... what is that? well I'll find out soon enough!
 
 
The Apple-Picker
14:52 / 19.03.02
Jade, E-Bay's probably not going to give you what you deserve for that penis. I mean, look at this:

quote:The current whereabouts of Napoleon's penis is still a matter of some dispute, though by most accounts it is in the posession of an american urologist named John Kingsley Lattimer who paid $38,000 for it at a 1969 auction.

$38K in '69? And that was for a withered, syphlitic penis! Think of what you can get for a healthy-looking one.
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:04 / 19.03.02
pffht

who needs coffee to perk you up in the mornings when you could have Barbelith PenisTalk™?
 
 
fridgemagnet
15:09 / 19.03.02
i have a special limited edition white chocolate mint-flavoured penis with popping candy
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:15 / 19.03.02
I'm sure that none of you really want to hear about my disappointing Igor Kordey fill-in penis this month, right?
 
 
Sax
15:36 / 19.03.02
Is it true they're bringing out a trade with Flux's, Haus's and Ganesh's penises all back-to-back?
 
 
Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?
15:37 / 19.03.02
Pretty rough trade...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:38 / 19.03.02
that's a softcover, right?
 
  

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