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Ruler Of The Gummies!

Abbabit

19:52 / 05.03.04

I rule all the little kitchen gummies you freaks have been killing! Why do you insist on hurting my people so? What in your house have they wrecked? What discomfort have they brought to your life? We are a kind people who are just trying to get along in the world. Please stop!
ABBABIT!!!!

Sandy Claws

20:50 / 05.03.04

Mr. Abbabit

For your information, those little "kitchen gummies"(I usually refer to them as "The evil occupants of my house and life") have terrorized me for the better part of twelve years. Now, I can understand that you care for these mean, sadistic little creatures, but please try to see where I`m coming from. As far as I know, maybe it`s just my "kitchen gummies" who are evil and inclined to take over the world.

Potguns

07:32 / 06.03.04

mmmmmmmmm Gummies.....

Abbabit

16:53 / 08.03.04

Although my gummies are trained to kill, they live off smaller life forms, such as flies. They have not been known before to harm anybody or anything. If provoked I will be inclined to send them after anybody who gets in their way. Be warned. The Revolution is coming!

Sandy Claws

16:59 / 08.03.04

Well well well..let`s just say I`ve started a little "revolution" myself..

Abbabit

17:07 / 08.03.04

We have tanks, they shoot marker size naplm missiles. Man, I wish I could hear you scream. I wouldn't fall asleep tonight, I hear burning to death in your sleep isn't that peaceful. Viva La Gummies! Muhahahaha!

Sandy Claws

17:28 / 08.03.04

Ha! Your so called "attack" failed Mr. Abbabit! I have, through a screw Abbabit-and-his-miserable-little-gummies servitor, taken control of your gummies. I hear imploding at 5 a.m tomorrow isn`t that peaceful either

Abbabit

17:34 / 08.03.04

For your information I am not a Mr! My war council has infromed me that they are armed and ready to attack whenever I give the signal. I have millions of gummies in reserves. You can never get rid of all of us!

Sandy Claws

17:44 / 08.03.04

Well then Miss or whatever. Abbabit, I will just have to get my own little army ready. The United Army of Refrigerators and Freezers! The worst fucking outlaws the world has ever seen, under MY command! Muhahahaha!

Abbabit

19:56 / 08.03.04

You think they'll listen to you? Where do you think my army has been stationed? Besides, the cold merely makes them stronger, and tougher to break. Face it, you're screwed and they're coming for you. Good bye you sorry excuse for a human.

Phex: Dorset Doom

21:57 / 08.03.04

... and that, History class of 2023, is how the great war between the UARF and the Gummie Coalition came to pass. Your essay questions for this semester are:

1) 'Compu-comp the magnificent is this century's Hitler' Time Magazine lead article, 11/03/02. Asses this view.
2) Why, in your opinion, did U.N sanctions against the Gummie nation fail? Please answer this question without resorting to vowels.

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