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My favourite possessions

@ BOD aka Cave Painter

09:36 / 21.02.02

I own the sun, the moon, the stars, the seas, the trees, the birds and the bees.

Stake your claims on possessions quick!

bio k9

09:40 / 21.02.02

I own you.

@ BOD aka Cave Painter

10:04 / 21.02.02

yes I have franchised myself.
which outlet do you own?

bio k9

10:10 / 21.02.02

The "outlet" outlet.

Opalfruit

10:13 / 21.02.02

I own the idea of "posessions" and I don't want to play anymore so I'm taking my toys home.

@ BOD aka Cave Painter

11:34 / 21.02.02

...if you own the outlet outlet, can I buy back the sewage outlet from you? I never meant to sell it in the first place.

Re-Set

15:45 / 21.02.02

I own myself, but the overhead is getting too high, so I am currently up for sale, lease or rental. Bidding is now open on a late 70's model male, some scars and tattoos. Low mileage, but driven hard. Will sit and look pretty for food. Do I hear a dollar?

pointless and uncalled for

15:46 / 21.02.02

I'll offer you one groat.

I own the patent on heartbeats. Everyone start coughing up royalties now.

@ BOD aka Cave Painter

15:55 / 21.02.02

I've got a copyright on plane crashes, train crashes, car crashes - every time a plane, train or car crashes, the victims' relatives have to pay me royalties.

War is my intellectual property. World Leaders have to license acts of war from me, and war licenses - nowadays - they don't come cheap.

There'll be No More Mr Nice Guy when it comes to world leaders wanting war.

Ofermod

02:19 / 22.02.02

I own all language. Written, spoken, and motioned.

Heh...you have to pay royalties just for asking how much you owe!

Oh...and the cows. I own the cows.

The Monkey

07:23 / 22.02.02

I have the copyright on the subatomic bestiary...that's right, protons, electrons, photons, etc. So unless you can prove fairly effectively that you're composed of antimatter, start shelling out.

The Monkey

07:25 / 22.02.02

also, all of the simians on the planet are rentals from my agency. penguins too.

gridley

16:40 / 22.02.02

all the Hindu gods and goddesses

Buddha, Jesus, and all the prophets

every last bit of sacred architecture on this world and the next

squids. all of 'em, baby. heck, I even ride around on one (bareback, of course)

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