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Who the fuck is JAKE DENFIELD?? [PICS]

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Jack Denfeld

09:10 / 02.12.03

I am Jack Denfeld, the one and only. WHo is Jake Denfield? Who the fuck is Jake Denfield? You need to change your username my Canadian friend, or I'm gonna see if you can make change for a .45, suckah!

The Apple-Picker

15:31 / 02.12.03

You mean he's not your younger brother? I thought that was so cute. Jack and Jake, back together again!

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

15:33 / 02.12.03

That's the way to do it, none of this pussyfooting around in the Policy & Help Forum, just call the fucker out and jerk that smoke wagon and go to work.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

15:38 / 02.12.03

Jake & Jake Denfield, Barbelith's answer to the James Brothers? You could hold up threads whilst and battle the pinkertons, I mean the moderators. Hell, I'll join you, we could be the Denfield Courchie Gang. You'll have to excuse me I seem to be stuck in a westerm paradigm today.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

15:40 / 02.12.03

You mean it's not you, Jack? You merry prankster!

Owen

16:11 / 02.12.03

Hey, what's wrong? I'm just me. I'm sorry my name is so close to yours, but what can I do? It's kind of weird, but it's my name, man.

Let's be friends.

8===>Q: alyn
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16:17 / 02.12.03

Wull, howwww-dee! I tol' you carpetbaggers thet cowboys was the logical progressification of thet thar pirates-and-ninjas dichotomy. All opposites tend toward union in the eye of the Buddha, damn your eyes! I'll be your huckleberry!

Tryphena Absent

16:20 / 02.12.03

Strip his clothes off and beat him with burning Ferns!

Y SO ALT?

16:23 / 02.12.03

Oh no, it's Divebomb!

"Worse still... he took my name!!"

Bed Head

16:26 / 02.12.03

He's the Earth-two Jack Denfeld, complete with a power ring that doesnt work against wood and stuff like that

What's he doing in this dimension?

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

16:28 / 02.12.03

Tryphena what hael you talkin' about? Jack now you don't take no shit from this upstart go ahead and plug the name jumping sidewinder.

Bots'wana Beast

17:04 / 02.12.03

"What's in name, punk?!"

Cripple fight!

Listen here, you will change your name or you will be changing your diaper because I will stomp your guts so hard that shit-meat will explode out of your pants. And then while you're trying to decide how you will sift through the actual shit to find those parts that really need to go back into you for your body to work properly, I will eat your eyeballs.......and then shit them on you!

Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)

21:45 / 02.12.03

Yawn..Jack, get over it.

"Barry!Barry!Barry!Barry!Barry!"
The Tick.

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

23:56 / 02.12.03

The obscure TF fanboyisims in this thread are giving me a RAGING HARD ON

8===>Q: alyn
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00:01 / 03.12.03

barf

Caffinated Keggers
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00:15 / 03.12.03

Actually If im not mistaken Raging Hardon was a member of G.I Joe.

bio k9

00:23 / 03.12.03

Who the fuck is Jack Denfeld?

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

00:43 / 03.12.03

Well, there was one called SNOW JOB, if I remember correctly

Owen

00:48 / 03.12.03

I'm changing my name. I'm sorry I made everyone so angry. I just thought that I'd try to make this place sillier and weirder but as it turns out I'm just a big stinky jerk.

Warewullf

00:57 / 03.12.03

I'd just like to say, I got the Divebomb/Swoop reference.

And it was funny.

I thank you.

Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)

01:06 / 03.12.03

Well I didnt get it.

Papess

01:20 / 03.12.03

I just thought that I'd try to make this place sillier and weirder...~Jake Denfield

Than what?...what you imagine it to be? Believe me, it already is.

Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)

01:23 / 03.12.03

But dont let that stop you! You go, girl! (or boy as the case may be!)

Papess

01:27 / 03.12.03

Yes, weird us out, Canada Jack.

Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.

02:35 / 03.12.03

How come you're not prev. Jake Denfield?
Eh? Riddle me THAT, Batman.

Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)

05:10 / 03.12.03

In my heart, Owen, you will always be Jake Denfield.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

09:54 / 03.12.03

Owen you pussy, you should stand up to the bullies.

Owen

14:50 / 03.12.03

Tom Coates changed my name for me. He's nice.

Again, I'm sorry about the mess. I didn't mean to make Jack Denfeld mad, it was just meant to be some kind of strange tribute to him.

8===>Q: alyn
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15:42 / 03.12.03

Tell him you're in love with him, he likes that.

Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)

15:55 / 03.12.03

Oh great! SO now Tom is getting involved in the small brouhahahas on the board. You'd swear he ran/owned the place or something! Sheesh!

Tell him you're in love with him, he likes that.
Yes! We must make a shrine to the love we have for the Denfield!

(although Im still in favour of the Jack is Jake hypothesis)

Papess

16:04 / 03.12.03

A tribute? The only person who makes tributes to Jack Denfeld, is Jack Denfeld. Do I need to link everyone to the many, many times Jack has felt the need to stroke himself all over this board?

Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)

16:17 / 03.12.03

There will be NO stroking themselves on this board. Its not type of website. (Well maybe the pics thread...and the one with all the hot celebs...and the one with.....Fine! It IS that type of website.)

{groucho marx voice} I havent seen a stroke like that since Aunt Ethel passed away {/groucho marx voice}

Jack Denfeld

19:54 / 03.12.03

Again, I'm sorry about the mess. I didn't mean to make Jack Denfeld mad, it was just meant to be some kind of strange tribute to him.

You can have my friendship, you just can't have my name. They'd end up mixing up our water bills or something in the mail.

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