Bugger the baby apes. Sorry - no - tiny homonids v. cute but I have BABY DUCKLEWINGS at my place of work.
And they've been fed processed trash by the students, so if you sit on the grass they run towards you going BEE-BE-BEEE, all trusting and eager with their greyyellowsilverblack fuzz and their stubby winglets twitching (and their strange, terrifying scaly saurine legs) and peck ineffectually at your hands.
AAAAAAH!
(They didn't look exactly like this duckling. But it's closer than the other images Google gave me, which included a thing on a polystyrene tray from a swamp toxicology report.)
Sorry to put all these in, and at least 2 have been posted before, but they're all so soppy I can't choose. And now I'll have to add penguins, piglets, and spotty tapir to my file.... I've previewedthis, I hope addresses don't show.
