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July is International Abuse a Stranger Month at Barbelith

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8===>Q: alyn

01:24 / 12.07.03

It happens that there have been a number of strange, bitchy outbursts lately, and I thought we should maybe make July the official month for abusing each other. Get it all out of our systems. It'll be like that Roman holiday where the masters waited on their slaves and the matrons prostituted themselves at the temple. You don't have to do it here in this thread--wherever you find something even slightly objectionable you should just vomit all over it in a great furious bitchslap. But be sure you let the victim know you are just honoring Abuse a Stranger Month.

And if you object you are totally worthless, ugly and sick, and probably from the suburbs, you vague fart.

lolita nation

01:36 / 12.07.03

Fuckin' a right.

I'd also like to add that you're not nearly sexy enough, according to those pictures you posted.

All of them.

_pin

01:44 / 12.07.03

Does anyone remember the Barbefeud thread? Most notably how it turned into a Pinlove thread, wit everyone telling me I was Joey Passmore and me and Fly kissed and made up in a manly way?

Can we just do all that now, instead of after trippling the usual monthly bandwidth bill in one day?

A Haus of Minions

01:47 / 12.07.03

Zoey Passmore, you shitter.

fridgemagnet

01:57 / 12.07.03

I don't know, do the above count as strangers? I think I've met them all.

You can all fuck off, you pisswit halfcocks, in any case. And you, too. Yes, you. Fucker.

8===>Q: alyn

02:00 / 12.07.03

Don't fucking pick nits with me, douchebag.

fridgemagnet

02:18 / 12.07.03

are you biting my happysacks?

THING WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AND THE FUCK IS HEEEEEERE AND BELLY BUTTON LINT CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!?!?! GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING SHIT UP?????????

Tezcatlipoca

02:32 / 12.07.03

and me and Fly kissed and made up in a manly way?

Fly and I. Fucking halfwit.

_pin

02:36 / 12.07.03

Yeh, but ONE: that rhymes, and rhyming fucking sucks, fucker and would make me look all pansy and effeminate, which is totally not the sort of thing I would wihs to be portraying myself as when talking about kissing boys and TWO: "me and Fly" is apparently correct grammar, which I think you'll find you told me, you nutfucking nutfucker, right before I ate yr food and shat on yr floor.

Mourne Kransky

03:34 / 12.07.03

Just abused a couple of strangers in an SM club but I think they enjoyed it. Would that count? I had you at the forefront of my mind throughout, Qalyn. Well, that's not entirely true, I was thinking about _pin, but don't tell him. He's a tender young sprout.

Now I'm off to abuse Ganesh, if I can get him off the computer for long enough...

8===>Q: alyn

03:47 / 12.07.03

That certainly counts, Xoc, but you really should've informed them. The only thing that definitely does not count is abusing yourself. Not that you shouldn't, just don't come around here expecting kudos for it.

grant

05:58 / 12.07.03

I'd also like to add that you're not nearly sexy enough, according to those pictures you posted.

Am too.

Especially when I wear the purple scarf I just bought.

And nothing else.

Tezcatlipoca

08:16 / 12.07.03

and TWO: "me and Fly" is apparently correct grammar, which I think you'll find you told me

ONE. I said I'd read that 'X and me' - not 'me and X' - was, apparantly, now acceptable on the rather flimsy grounds that a lot of the fundamental laws of grammar were today being viewed as obsolete, and were consequently being dispensed with. However, right after this statement, I told you that there would have to be a certain lessening of temperature in the infernal regions before I accepted it. TWO, you still owe me for that food.

lolita nation

08:57 / 12.07.03

One: Well, obviously people wearing only purple scarves and Grant are sexy enough. How specific can we be and still have it be "stranger" abuse? Tricky.

Two: get that fucking prescriptivist "fundamental laws of grammar" bullshit out of here, you classist food-hoarder.

000

10:41 / 12.07.03

lolita nation had this to say:

I'd also like to add that you're not nearly sexy enough, according to those pictures you posted.

All of them.

And:

get that fucking prescriptivist "fundamental laws of grammar" bullshit out of here, you classist food-hoarder.

You're all out of faith, this is how you feel, you're cold and you're ashamed lying naked on the floor.

What you need is a big strong hand to left you to a higher ground.

Your momma loves you, kid.

-- Brought to you by Damage Control.

Nick's Experimental Wrongness

10:50 / 12.07.03

get that fucking prescriptivist "fundamental laws of grammar" bullshit out of here, you classist food-hoarder.

That's going on my list of great sayings.

sTe

13:05 / 12.07.03

I don't really know any of you arse-wits out there, so I'd just like to say a great big "Shut your putrid whinging you great load of distended rectum faced ratfilthing grammar abusing barrel fuckers"

Ahhh what a month! I can see me getting my face smashed in tonight at some point whilst trying to drunkenly explain to someone of a similar status the therapeutic values of stranger abuse month, and very relaxing I am finding it too. I may just have a wonder down the road and see what can be got away with…

8===>Q: alyn

14:01 / 12.07.03

How specific can we be and still have it be "stranger" abuse? Tricky.

Not being a classist food-hoarder, I shall decline to prescribe. I hadn't imagined it leaving the board--in fact, I usually assume everyone's ignoring me--but people seem to want to take this down to the local with them, so whatever you think is necessary, lolita.

But keep in mind that when July is over, you still have to work live these people. Use your common sense.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

16:23 / 12.07.03

I followed the title of this thread and have now lost my job due to calling a library patron 'a fuckfaced fuckface' and hitting him with a phone. To make myself feel better I'm now going to go read the 'Insert Heresford Cathedral Into Your Anus' thread.

Laughing

08:43 / 13.07.03

Oh really? Well, let me ask you something: how'd you get so goddamn stupid? Do you take "dumb son-of-a-bitch" lessons or is it a natural capacity?

Simp.

bio k9

12:20 / 13.07.03

Bent is to Barbelith as condom is to eunuch.

18:48 / 13.07.03

But keep in mind that when July is over, you still have to work live these people. Use your common sense.

But Qalyn, I thought that was why it was "abuse a Stranger" month. So we didn't have to see these people ever again.

Can we just abuse people we pass on the street in a part of town very far from where we live?

000

19:13 / 13.07.03

And Bio K9 deserves to be robbed, maimed and tortured by fundamentalist Christians with delusions of grandeur.

Sorry, you, you have no saving grace and deserve to be shot, while your bitch and your bastard deserve to be ... Oooooh. Yesss. Ecksaaactly.

Rot in hell, Bad Man.

fridgemagnet

22:01 / 13.07.03

Ah, stick it up your wombat hole.

The chimp

00:44 / 14.07.03

biok9 does indeed suck.

bio k9

01:09 / 14.07.03

Thats your first post? Long time lurker, no doubt.

Beautiful.

Shrug: Butcher Boy

01:11 / 14.07.03

Air borne spores the lot of ye!

Keggers From The Crypt
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01:49 / 14.07.03

Ninjas are dumb.

bio k9

03:15 / 14.07.03

Dear Chrome,

Love, BioK9

000

05:35 / 14.07.03

Did you honestly think I would be outraged?

bio k9

05:38 / 14.07.03

Who could be outraged by that? Its got hairy balls and everything!

Keggers From The Crypt
(prev. Keggers vs Dracula)

05:42 / 14.07.03

Thats not hair...those are sewer leeches. Im sure of it.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

14:43 / 14.07.03

Oh, like we're supposed to believe anything because you 'believe' it? Show your working you fucking recidivist bottom feeder.

GRRRR! YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING ANGRY!! HULK SMASH!

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

01:38 / 16.07.03

Remember, strangers are just friends you cunts haven't meant yet.

Assholes.

Laughing

04:13 / 16.07.03

Is that the best you can do, you lactating marmoset? Go back to your gin-soaked stupor and leave the higher mammals alone.

You all have vestigal tails and I hate you.

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