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Great, sick, politically incorrect jokes

Phaedrus

19:21 / 18.04.03

Ok, so what are the jokes that you know that you can only tell a select group of people, who know that you aren't racist/homophobic, whatever. Jokes you wouldn't tell your parents. Being a guy who likes guys sexually, I'm the first one to laugh at a gay joke, and I would be the last person to be considered anti-Semetic, but I still think this is funny:

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
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A: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

or

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
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A: Not being retarded.

or

Q: What's the best thing about fucking a 12 year old girl?
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A: Turning her over and pretending your fucking a 12 year old boy.

Ok, shoot em out, political correctness be damned!

Murray Hamhandler

19:26 / 18.04.03

And here we go again.

Enter: The Deluge...

The Natural Way

19:46 / 18.04.03

I'm trying to work out who these people are - y'know, the ones that turn up here and start this shit IMMEDIATELY.

How can you be interested in posting on Barbelith and not know enough about the site to realise.... Weird.

Tezcatlipoca

20:03 / 18.04.03

Think of it as Pandora's fatal curiosity.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

20:24 / 18.04.03

really, i mean, i am nearing the 1000 post point and i wouldnt start a thread like this...

not a great 1st impression bub

grant

20:30 / 18.04.03

Phaedrus being Robert Pirsig's foil/doppelganger in Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, named for a similar character in Plato.

I wonder if ze knows the one about making Little Johnny cry twice....

Hattie's Kitchen

21:04 / 18.04.03

There are plenty of sites on the internet where you can get away with the schoolboy humour, matey, but if you take some time to ingest the general vibe of this place, you'll realise this sort of thing will not get appreciative comments. Just trying to help...

Phaedrus

21:12 / 18.04.03

Oh boy, here we go. Maybe that was a little risque as one of my first posts, but I thought I explained well enough that even though these jokes may be offensive, they don't reflect my beliefs, just a socially unacceptable and irreverent sense of humor. People laugh at comedy that includes all kinds of stereotypes, even though they may be uncomfortable doing so. I didn't mean to offend anyone or step on any toes.. I highly respect the Jewish religion, and if I was into organized religion, it would be my first choice.

I'll go straight to the corner and start my penance. 10 safe intellectual topics and 20 lashes. I never said I didn't have the social skills of a turnip. :O

Oh, the name is from Plato's dialog.

I'm a nice guy.

really...

grant

21:16 / 18.04.03

So what's the first TV show you ever remember watching?

Jack Fear

21:21 / 18.04.03

I'm a nice guy.

really...

Uh-huh.

If I ever meet you in the flesh, I'll drop you with a sucker-punch and then say "I'm a nice guy, really..." and it will all be okay, right?

Because, you know, the punch was meant ironically.

moriarty

21:34 / 18.04.03

One of these threads pops up every few months, doesn't it? Why? Never mind politically incorrect, they seem to be the same stale jokes that get told every time.

Jack Fear

21:35 / 18.04.03

Zackly. Be easier to forgive if they were at least funny...

Hattie's Kitchen

22:12 / 18.04.03

Silly me, I got offended when reading those jokes because I am a part-Jewish working class gay woman who has experienced abuse, but now I see that you were just trying to be all post-modern about it, and I am now pissing my knickers because I am laughing so much.

For fuck's sake...

Hattie's Kitchen

22:17 / 18.04.03

I'm just waiting for the slapper jokes...

praying mantis

22:41 / 18.04.03

why oh why don't people lurk before they post.
sorry, phaedrus, i knew you weren't trying to offend anyone, cos you said so, but whether or not you try, you still may. telling those kinds of jokes isn't part of the whole barbe-steez.

Phaedrus

00:41 / 19.04.03

Fuck, I feel really bad about this. I'm truly sorry, sometimes I don't think before I do things, I should have known better. I don't want to put any more poison out into the world, so could the moderator please delete this thread? Thanks, I'll take my bad ass out of here now.

Jack Fear

01:56 / 19.04.03

I hope you don't mean you're leaving the board entirely. I don't think that's what anybody wanted, myself least of all.

C'mon back, Phae. Come on back and let's start again: all is forgiven, all is forgotten, okay? And if anybody mentions this thread ever again, we'll just...

...well, no, we won't laugh: we'll fidget uncomfrtably and change the subject—but we won't let it ruin our lives.

Clean slates, yeah?

Hattie's Kitchen

11:02 / 19.04.03

Gah...Phaedrus, I'm sorry about my fit of temper, please don't leave the board - it's just that I kept getting visions of Bernard Manning and it wasn't pleasant. Clean slate?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

11:11 / 19.04.03

OK, because he asked for it, I'm going to delete this thread. In a caring way. Whilst making sure to give Phaedrus huggles and suggesting that he try again because we're nice people really...

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