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electric monk
19:51 / 11.11.05
I simply must get that recipe. *k-chk* I simply must get that recipe. *k-chk* I simply must get that recipe. *k-chk* I simply must...
 
 
Christoph_Chicken
20:06 / 11.11.05
"Darling, just keep your arms down and smile for the bastards. If we play our cards right, they'll never find out."
 
 
Stoatie. Stoatie? STOATIE.
(prev. Stoatie's power level is >9000)
00:19 / 12.11.05
Emu, you're gonna nead a serious bath once all this is over...
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
01:30 / 12.11.05
"Grrr, Baby! Grrr!"
 
 
Sax
12:54 / 17.11.05
"Is that a carbuncle on your arse or are you just pleased to see me?"
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
13:30 / 17.11.05
her "THESE FABERGE LOVE EGGS REALLY WORK"
him "DAMN IT,STILL FEEL NOTHING"
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
14:55 / 17.11.05
The prince was pleasantly suprised with the quality of drag queens in the US.
 
 
Jub
15:59 / 17.11.05
I may not legally be married to Camilla, but at least the whole world doesn't hate her and think she's a complete idiot!!!!
 
 
William Sack
16:15 / 17.11.05
Charles takes 2nd place in Horrid Hand contest.
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
16:26 / 17.11.05
Charles' ventriloquist act recieves mixed reviews.
 
 
Loomis
16:28 / 17.11.05
"You call that a forced smile Chuck? Let me show you how we do it here in the US of A."
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
16:53 / 17.11.05
Prince Charles Wins Easter Egg Hunt
 
 
COG
17:02 / 17.11.05
"gottle of geer, gottle of geer"
 
 
Cowboy Scientist
02:13 / 21.11.05
Now she's gonna sing a song while I drink a glass of water!
 
 
Cowboy Scientist
02:22 / 21.11.05
Charles' ventriloquist act recieves mixed reviews.
Sorry, didn't read that. Damn.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
10:48 / 21.11.05
pic from this 20nov05 article

 
 
lord henry strikes back
11:57 / 21.11.05
President runs terrified from world's biggest dalek.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:03 / 21.11.05
Or "President is shunted by world's biggest Dalek"
 
 
Boboss
13:12 / 21.11.05
"How does this doo-dah work?"
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
13:42 / 21.11.05
"Condi, can I go make weewee now?"
 
 
Loomis
13:53 / 21.11.05
It generally takes a dog one touch of the electrified right door handle to use the left door instead. Here Bush is seen trying the electrified door handle for the seventh time.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:00 / 21.11.05
Those door handles look a bit like the things you hang toilet roll off. And he's hanging off it. Like an arsewipe.
 
 
electric monk
15:41 / 21.11.05
"Boy, I could REALLY use an exit strategy right about now. HYUK!"
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
18:40 / 21.11.05
"..and right behind this door we'll find all of Sadam's Weapons of Mas... oh. Fuck. heheh my bad."
 
 
Shrug: Butcher Boy
01:31 / 22.11.05
George was saddened when despite searching for hours and hours in the Oval Office Wardrobe he couldn't reach Narnia.
White House Officials were later quoted as saying:
"There, there go to sleep tiny dancer".
 
 
Hieronymus
03:09 / 22.11.05
"LAURA! Can't you hear my screaming mind!?"
 
 
Smoothly
03:23 / 22.11.05
"For the first time in his career, George Bush fails to find a way around a Chinese Wall."
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
18:30 / 22.11.05
The walls slowly but steadily continued to grind towards George. He was now surely only a minute or two from being crushed. Once again he pulled on the door with all his might, and once again, it refused to budge. A determined grimace crept across his face. "If only there was another way", he said to himself. "Come on, man! Pull yourself together! Think!"
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
20:36 / 23.11.05
"Handi-Man, away!"

or

"I've had a strizzoke in my brizzain!"
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
16:11 / 05.12.05


"You are the sexiest, most beautiful dictator I have ever seen... in my entire life!"

"Get me my drink!"
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
16:19 / 05.12.05
"Yooooouuuu're SHIIIITTTT, aaarrgh!!!"
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
16:23 / 05.12.05
"Don't take the money and the dishwasher! Gamble! Gamble!"
 
 
Loomis
16:23 / 05.12.05
"Ya gotta get up to get down!"
 
 
lord henry strikes back
17:40 / 05.12.05
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name IS THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
 
 
Triplets
(prev. I AM THE DARK! I AM THE NIGHT!)
17:46 / 05.12.05
"Is the roof high enough, or does it need to be raised?!"
 
  

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