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Triplets
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19:05 / 25.01.07
lol, Keggers
 
 
Life Critic
05:33 / 31.01.07
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
05:37 / 31.01.07
"Why can you never find a giant Superman when you need him???"
 
 
Life Critic
05:45 / 31.01.07
genius.

"okay...do you need me to say SHAZAM?"
 
 
Triplets
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11:08 / 31.01.07
DC unveil the new, equal opportunities Clark Kent.
 
 
Smoothly
11:46 / 31.01.07
When the Principal of Smallville Junior High invited Superman to Speech Day, he had no idea what a puerile piss-taker he’d be.
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
11:56 / 31.01.07
"Why do I have four tiny legs growing out of my arm?"
 
 
Triplets
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12:01 / 31.01.07
He couldn't afford the Superman babushka doll, so this would have to do.
 
 
Dutch
12:22 / 31.01.07
"Friedrich Nietschze Highschool unveils new mascotte, despite protest from resident philosopher teacher"
 
 
COG
13:32 / 31.01.07
Hey! Who stole my giant Lex Luthor action figure?
 
 
iamus
13:51 / 31.01.07
Proposed front cover for "The Fractal Universe: A day-to-day handbook"
 
 
iamus
13:56 / 31.01.07
or alternatively.....


"BEND OVER"
 
 
Triplets
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14:52 / 31.01.07
See! Evolution clearly goes HUMAN > SUPERHUMAN > BUILDING!
 
 
A Bigger Boat
20:25 / 31.01.07
"It's just a jump to the left...!"
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
21:04 / 31.01.07
"With your hands on your hips..."

I like that the best so far, very inspired!
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
21:28 / 31.01.07
"I'm Pro-Life. But, how can anyone tell if this is George, Sr. and not just George W.? I mean, I'm confused. I didn't, and I was Chairman of the JCS, let that Swartz, Weiss or whatever guy march on Iraq. That's why I'm not Secretary of State anymore. (Even though the kid gave me a second chance). This is my new ad campaign though: "I'm, like a lot of formerly prominent Americans, a director of Acme Re-Insurance Corporation." ' There's a fade to black here. Ad ends with Morgan Fairchild saying, "Listen to the General, he just missed a fifth star, call Acme for the protection that you need."
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
21:36 / 31.01.07
Haven't been around for a bit. I tend to read the first four of five messages then reply. That, of course, was to Colin Powell. As to this last one:

"No, i (small case intended) am NOT Superman. I am a junior senator from Illinois. Yes, I admit Hillary is a bit elderly for Catwoman. I have however, felt her claws, and I am willing to accept further humiliation as Vice-President."
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
21:59 / 31.01.07
Snappy.
 
 
Life Critic
22:04 / 31.01.07
"wait... tell me again why i can't wear my green lantern tshirt?"
 
 
Life Critic
22:11 / 31.01.07
not to stop that last one...


let's have them running concurrently, yeah?
just title your caption 'supes' or 'mel'.


mel:
"holy shit! is that barrack obama?"
 
 
Triplets
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23:07 / 31.01.07
Waxwork Mel was fine. Waxwork Jamie Oliver was beginning to melt.

"Betty Swollocks! I'm beginning to Mel-t!"
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
23:24 / 31.01.07
" I didn't mean to offend my Jewish friends.... Well, here I am with a C+/B- version of the Magdalen."
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
00:09 / 01.02.07
mel: "My next movie will be called Gargamelīs Lot and will be entirely in smurfish without subtitles."
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
00:57 / 01.02.07
mel: Heath, why does it say http://barbelith.com/topic/11001/from/105 up above?
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
03:05 / 01.02.07
"Heath, I know you like Obama..but that's one fucking HUUUUGE Superman!"
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
12:44 / 06.03.07
 
 
Triplets
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15:41 / 06.03.07
touch my metal pole and
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
16:20 / 06.03.07
"WonderTwins Powers ACTIVATE!"
 
 
Jack Fear
16:58 / 06.03.07
NEW STUDY SHOWS BOYS KISSING STILL GOOD FOR A CHUCKLE
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
17:32 / 06.03.07
(You call Travolta a boy? Oh Jack...)
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
19:18 / 06.03.07
John Travolta greets a newly descended Lord Xenu in the customary way that Xenu's people have greeted each other for ages. "Only by touching lips together," says Xenu, "Can one tell if the person they are meeting is an Operating Thetan of at least level three."
 
 
Tim Tempest
21:11 / 06.03.07
Gross.
 
 
Prayerful Princess Petulant
15:00 / 07.03.07
Who wuvs dere Mommy? Is it you? Is it? Oh yes it is. Oh who's a good Travolta? You's a good Travolta. Yes yous is.

*dog kiss noise*
 
 
Mist combats dehydration
(prev. Alles Mist!)
21:38 / 14.08.07

"Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it!"
 
 
Triplets
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21:46 / 14.08.07
New GI Joe character unveiled: Hookline and his semi-automatic fishing rod Sinker.

One way to win a war is to control the seas... and to a lesser extent the lakes and ponds.

As our great President might say, FISHIN' ACCOMPLISHED!
 
  

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