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Caption Contest

 
  

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Ethan Hawke
21:39 / 06.02.03
Caption this photo and win prizes

well, imaginary prizes, anyway.
 
 
Jack Fear
22:00 / 06.02.03
"I used a surrogate mother and my own sperm cells. She doesn't know me and I don't know her."
 
 
Sign of Qalyn
22:02 / 06.02.03
Fetch, Rummy!
 
 
fridgemagnet
22:03 / 06.02.03
"Call this a french fry?"
 
 
grant
22:16 / 06.02.03
Secretary of State Colin Powell confers with a Central Intelligence Agency homunculus on the floor of the United Nations General Assembly. Similar bottle-bound operatives played a vital role in collecting evidence of Iraq's numerous weapons programs, Powell declared.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:48 / 06.02.03
And, thanks to Cynthia Plaster Caster, now working with Black Ops, we have this model of Saddam's erect member and can now indulge in the traditional wartime jests about our opponent's sexual inadequacies. This is your duty as a citizen of the Free West!

*whistles*
Saddam's willy is really very small
Poor old Uday can't get it up at all
Qusay is just a pussy
And Tariq Aziz has no testiz at all
 
 
Trustworthy Barbelith Member
22:57 / 06.02.03
"Wait a minute, this is artificial sweetener... What did I put in my coff...ack..."
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
23:04 / 06.02.03
"This is a sample of the stolen mojo we've recovered from Dr.Evil!"

or

"Sure its cocaine but it's not MY cocaine."
 
 
Ethan Hawke
23:10 / 06.02.03
"As part of our compassionate conservative agenda, we'll be distributing these condoms to help stop the spread of AIDS in Africa."

"..."

"I don't understand the question. What do pygmies have to do with it?"
 
 
William Sack
23:14 / 06.02.03
Powell produces "smoking gun" evidence against Chirac after Security Council food-fight.
 
 
E. Randy Dupre
23:29 / 06.02.03
POWELL: STEALTH TAMPON "WILL WIN US WAR ON TERROR"

Above: Colin Powell provides the world's first glimpse of the prototype Stealth Tampon, the XG24 Tummy Rocket.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:27 / 07.02.03
"Open wide, George! Here comes the aeroplane! What's the mater - don't you like french fries?"

"Ahh, trusty glue-stick. Is there anything it can't do?"
 
 
Adam wages war on wack MCs
07:58 / 07.02.03
"Pass the dutchie 'round the left hand side."
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:27 / 07.02.03
Colin Powell discovers Iraq's nuclear-capable chapstick.
 
 
Sax
13:29 / 07.02.03
(Rips off plaster)

"Look, I'm not Nelly! I'm Colin Powell!"
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:50 / 07.02.03
"Damned if I know what it is. I asked grant to send me a Jar of Sunshine™ to cheer me up and this is what he FedExed."
 
 
Loomis
13:55 / 07.02.03
"I don't care what the Monopoly rules say. I'm putting a skyscraper on Mayfair with or without international approval."
 
 
Loomis
13:57 / 07.02.03
"Okay smartypants. If the chip on my shoulder is metaphorical then where did this come from, huh?"
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:12 / 07.02.03
"I would call my colleagues' attention to the fine paper that the United Kingdom distributed... which describes in exquisite detail Iraqi deception activities.
After removing all the material which was plagiarised, this is what remains."
 
 
William Sack
14:13 / 07.02.03
Powell not impressed with French offer to supply soldiers for potential conflict if Germany provides the boiled eggs.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:55 / 07.02.03
"there's the problem. Your coolant level is too low. The system needs to be flushed, and the fluid replaced. Leave the keys with the girl, and you can pick it up Monday."
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:58 / 07.02.03
"Gentlemen. We've formulated a new policy for supporting international Planned Parenthood. It goes a little something like this:
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. When the sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate."
 
 
Ethan Hawke
14:59 / 07.02.03
"If you gentlemen will look closely, the pink cross on this strip indicates conclusively that Madonna is indeed preggers again. We must band together to halt the proliferation of Ritchies."
 
 
Ethan Hawke
15:01 / 07.02.03
Not mine (but the funniest I've read besides Fridge's):

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a vial of the crack we've been smoking at the Whitehouse. Now, I want each member of the Security Council to take a hit with me."

It's funny because it's true!
 
 
Ganesh
15:01 / 07.02.03
"Who pissed on my chips?"
 
 
grant
16:06 / 07.02.03
This one wins:
Powell produces "smoking gun" evidence against Chirac after Security Council food-fight.
 
 
grant
16:09 / 07.02.03
The actual winners ain't so bad, either.
 
 
Bear
16:12 / 07.02.03
Number 4 from the actual winners was pretty good -

"And number 16 (the US of A) will fight number 35 (IRAQ), this concludes the War Draw."
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
16:20 / 07.02.03
"I've heard of taking the piss, but this is ridiculous."
 
 
deja_vroom
16:44 / 07.02.03
"This is Boo-Boo, my imaginary friend. I bottled him and we're gonna dispatch him to a certain tyrannical sphincter in Iraq. Once our man is... crammed in place, he'll begin to emit a signal that will positively lock our target's position. Then we'll bomb the shit out of him. So the next time you go buying gasoline, remember this brave, tiny, unexistent person, who crawled up inside Saddam's rectum in order to guarantee your freedom. Godspeed, gentlemen."
 
 
rizla mission
18:33 / 07.02.03
voice of Dr. Mindbender from Action Force:

"Care for some ... GUM?"
 
 
Keggers. Classic.
06:07 / 08.02.03
See, I brought the eraser...Did YOU bring the pencil?

or

So what you're telling me is that with this stuff I can clone T.a.t.u.?
 
 
Turk
08:41 / 08.02.03
Skeptics refuse to swallow Powell evidence.
 
 
grant
19:10 / 11.11.05
 
 
Jack Fear
19:24 / 11.11.05
Prince Charles demonstrates "The Shocker."
 
  

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