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Harry Potter and the Cavalcade of Innuendo - SPOILERS

 
  

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Ganesh
04:18 / 04.06.03
I'm Hagrid too. Which is halfway reassuring, I guess.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
05:18 / 04.06.03
Hagrid on Hagrid action is supposed to have undisturbful powers?
 
 
Cat Chant
13:20 / 04.06.03
Mordant - ever since I found the site devoted to Lucius/Draco slash, nothing in the Potter fandom has had the power to shock me. Except perhaps some of the awesomely bad writing in the Lucius/Draco slash.

(And Haus, congratulations: Oliver Wood is a catch)
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
13:22 / 04.06.03
Also Lucius. Sorry, but that just doesn't work for me. He looks like a reject from Lothlorien and anyway, outright evil is not at all interesting...

I suspect it was because I'd only heard two or three of the songs they listed, and I wasn't picking the bloody Cranberries. But, a three question quiz? That's terrible.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
13:29 / 04.06.03
Quite.

Also, I came out with HP himself, and I refuse to believe that my secret Hogwarts partner is a cipher.
 
 
Mazarine
13:31 / 04.06.03
I suspect it was because I'd only heard two or three of the songs they listed, and I wasn't picking the bloody Cranberries.

Ditto. Did you pick "Somewhere Beyond the Sea"? I did... and how the hell does that lead to Lucius?
 
 
Smoothly
13:32 / 04.06.03
SnapeYour secret lover is Snape.

Hehe...

Mine too.
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Since I know next to nothing about Harry Potter, I'm not sure if this is good news or not. But since no one else seems to have him, I thought I'd share. (The information that is, not Snape, obv.)
 
 
Cat Chant
13:52 / 04.06.03
I got Oliver Wood as well. Hee hee. (I was trying for Snape, though. Why hasn't anyone got Snape yet?)

How you people can be unmoved by Lucius's All That Hair is beyond me, though. I have had to write a brief Snape/Lucius vignette into all the HP slash I've written, just for the hair-related visuals.
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
14:02 / 04.06.03
You got Snape? You lucky little bastard... sigh.

Nah, Mazarine - I picked 'Dude looks like a lady'...
 
 
pinstripe fictionsuit
14:04 / 04.06.03
Should you want to get around writing about Lucius, of course...
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:00 / 04.06.03
Ewwww. Me and Kit-Kat unite in the fact that someone would have us believe we have crap taste...
HarryYour secret lover is Harry! I guess I can seethat. He's brave and has a sort of naivecharm.
Ummm.. Congrats?
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Cat Chant
19:20 / 04.06.03
But Cho - Draco is awful! Just... awful! (And Harry/Ron, eh? Hmmm. I mean, it's nearly canonical, but I can't quite see where one would go with it... Have you posted any anywhere? PM me with the link. [And I'll show you my Harry/Snape in return, if you like...)

I am now jealous of Kit-Kat and Flowers, as well. Lovely little Harry. (Honest, he is fab. Not in the books or the film, obviously, but the one who lives in my head and is like Harry Potter as written by Dennis Cooper* - he has just started wearing a skirt and a badge saying "Gryffindor Princess" on the grounds that Dumbledore never lets him get told off for anything)

*except, obviously, less dead than he would be if he were really written by Dennis Cooper.
 
 
Father Mirror
00:38 / 05.06.03
Argh. Well, I did the quiz and I got Hagrid. Not exactly what I was expecting.

Much more amusing is this: Harry Potter and the Naked Quidditch Match
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
01:34 / 05.06.03
Yeah - Wood is definitely a keeper.

Well, I thought it was funny.

Speaking of Husker Du-loving Cooper!Harry, incidentally, I am suddenly awestruck by how clever JKR is. One of her principal characters is a geek, one is from a wizarding family and one has been kept in a cupboard for his entire life. As such, she never has to research what children *actually do or like* at all. Rock.

(Mind you, after the legendarily awful fic in which Hermione is a pointy pointy little elf, leaving Hogwarts to help her husband Legolas in the bttle against Sauron, all to the tune of fucking Enya, this may be a better thing than even I ever imagined...)
 
 
cusm
01:50 / 05.06.03
Clearly, Cho is not described because Harry has yet to look up at her face from staring at her tight boyish ass. JKR does know something about 15 year old boys, then.

And I got Snape, too. Never could get over the resemblance to Trent Reznor.
 
 
Caffinated Keggers
(prev. Consistantly Keggers)
02:35 / 05.06.03
DracoYour secret lover is Draco.
That's cute.
You're in it for his money, aren't you?
Go ahead, you can tell me.
I won't tell...
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I dont know there's just something about this kid that makes me want to beat the tar out of him.
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
19:06 / 05.06.03
Deva, serious question: If you don't much like the books... and you don't much like the films... and you don't much like the central character as written in the books and films... what's the attraction in writing slash fic based on them? Is this all about nicking JKR's action figures and posing them in compromising positions? Or is it just that the books are almost good, but are bad in ways that make you go all "RGGGGH! Give me that pencil and move over, woman! Here, I'll show you how to do it!"

'Splain?
 
 
Jack Fear
19:12 / 05.06.03
I asked the same question in another thread, Mordant, and got some responses very much worth considering...
 
 
DRR... DRR... DRR...
20:39 / 05.06.03
Ah, I getcha. Meccano. Sourcebooks. Check.
 
 
Cat Chant
00:25 / 06.06.03
Mordant - I know it's pathological and I should just shut the fuck up about it. It's partly that I fell in love with Harry/Snape as transformed by another fan, and partly, well, these quotes from Walter Benjamin pretty much sum up what I would like my HP fanfic to do (I am Kraus!):

He imitates his subjects in order to insert the crowbar of his hate into the finest joints of their posture. This quibbler, probing between syllables, digs out the grubs of humbug... Indeed, the exposure of inauthenticity - more difficult than that of wickedness - is here performed behaviouristically... What emerges in just this connection is how closely the cruelty of the satirist is linked to the ambiguous modesty of the interpreter. To creep - so is termed, not without cause, the lowest kind of flattery; and Kraus creeps into those he impersonates, in order to annihilate them.

So, the two best pieces of feedback I ever got were: "Your universe is so much more honest than Rowling's" and "I used to like Dumbledore but now I'm beginning to loathe him."

It's also kind of like... Children's fantasy is part of the world I live in. So the idea that "if I don't like it, I can just not read it" is like telling an anti-war protester that if they don't approve of the war, can't they just stop watching the news and pretend it doesn't exist? (I'm not sure how valid this argument is, btw, I keep meaning to start a thread on it.)
 
  

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