What Catchphrases and Buzzwords Should I Incorporate into My Posts to Make it Sound Like I Have Actually Read a Few Threads Before Posting?

From Barbelith

(From The Haus)

"Huggles" (See What is a Huggle?)

"Grown-up juice"

"Gnostic Paradigm"

"Einstein-Rosen Bridge"

"Electric Parmesan"

"Cat Power"

"Time Machine Go"

"Coldwater Suplex records"

"Mount the face"

Should do you for starters.

But seriously, my advice? Read a few threads before posting, especially in the Revolution. Because Barbelith is full of inveterate piss-takers, a bad first impression can become the source of a lengthy running joke.